American History Sex is an informative, raunchy, and occasionally wholesome comedy show in which comedian Bobby Sheehan combines his three passions: America, history, and sex. During the show, the audience can ask questions, play a rousing game of “President or Poet”, and give Bobby some much-needed dating advice.
American History Sex is a show that will have audiences saying, “Who would give their penis a nickname?”, “Why bring up soup on your deathbed?”, and “I can’t believe Abraham Lincoln wrote poetry that terrible.”
Bobby has been bringing his perverted love of history to audiences since four score and seven years ago. He hopes to see you there!
Praise for American History Sex:
“Truly mind-blowing” –John F. Kennedy
“So funny I nearly spit out my false teeth.” –George Washington
“It’s hurtful, what he said about my poetry.” –Abraham Lincoln
ABOUT BOBBY SHEEHAN (NYC)Bobby Sheehan is a standup comedian, history buff, and generous lover. He regularly performs at The Stand NYC in Manhattan, The Tiny Cupboard in Brooklyn, and any bar that serves Diet Coke. You may have seen him in the New York Comedy Festival. You may have seen him on Comedy Fight Club. You may have read him writing in the 3rd person.
ABOUT THE VENUE
Theatre Exile is at 1340 S. 13th Street in South Philly. Theatre Exile is a wheelchair accessible location. The theatre is at the intersection of 13th and Reed. The entrance is on 13th Street through the Exile Archway. When you enter the theater you will be greeted by our box office staff. Once you purchase your ticket or show your ticket you will use the elevator to go down one floor to the concession stand and performance space.
FOOD AND DRINK
We will have a concessions stand stocked with light snacks and both alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages for a suggested donation. Your donations toward concessions help pay our bills!
CLASS CLOWNS COMEDY FESTIVALThis event is part of Crossroads Comedy Theater’s Second Annual Class Clowns Comedy Festival! The festival takes place within Philly Theatre Week from April 3rd through April 6th at Theatre Exile in South Philly. Class Clowns shows are comedy shows that feature an educational component so audience members will not only laugh, but learn something as well! Performances will feature Philly favorites returning, out of town guests making their debut, and new acts created specifically for the festival. Don’t be tardy! For more information visit
xroadscomedy.com/CCCF.
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 3RD
7:00pm - Book Club: An Interactive Book Loving Experience
8:30pm - Extree Extree: Comedy Inspired By the News
THURSDAY, APRIL 4TH7:00pm - American History Sex with Bobby Sheehan
8:30pm - Laugh of Totality: A Roast of the Solar Eclipse
FRIDAY, APRIL 5TH7:00pm - Political SOS: A Scientific Antidote to the End of Days
8:30pm - Electoral Dysfunction: Comedy! Politics! Yelling!
10:00pm - Porn Stash
SATURDAY, APRIL 6th
7:00pm - Extra Credit: Educational Comedy for the Short Attention Span
8:30pm - Study Hall: Comedy Inspired By Lectures
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COMEDY & PERFORMING ARTS CLASSESCrossroads Comedy Theater also offers classes in improv, sketch comedy writing, stand-up, acting, clowning, storytelling, and more! Our classes will get you off of your phone and into a more positive and supportive environment. You will gain valuable skills that go beyond the classroom and benefit you in your everyday life and work. Stop doom scrolling and have some fun! To learn more visit our
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PRIVATE PERFORMANCESCrossroads is now available to come to your organization or gathering for a special performance! Stand-up, improv, storytelling, or a mix of that and more are on the table for your event. Our most popular option makes you and your guests the star of the show! Three to five of your guests will tell stories that will inspire the hilarious scenes to follow. It's part tribute, part roast, and all in good fun. Imagine an anniversary party where people tell stories about the couple that are then used to create a hilarious, heart warming, and inspiring show just for you and your guests. That's the power of what we can do.
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PUBLIC HEALTH POLICIES
Masks are optional during this course. Though we do not require vaccination to enroll or attend our courses, we highly recommend all students be up to date. If you are sick the day of class, please do not come to class. If you test positive for COVID-19, please let us know so we can inform other students there that they might have been exposed. If you test positive for COVID-19 you will need to follow- the CDC quarantine and masking guidelines before returning to class.